Gunn: "Three fifths of the world covered in water, the rest covered in me!"
Wesley: "Shut up."
Gunn: "Who's your ruler, baby? What's my name? Come on, English, say it: Gunn."
Cordelia: "Fun as it is having you guys over day and night, it's getting kind of late."
Wesley: "It's only seven thirty."
Cordelia: "Really? Oh. In that case: get out!"
Wesley: "We're not waiting for him to call. The man fired us. We're on our own now. Separate unit. Fighting the good fight."
Gunn: "Yeah, right! With no plan, or office, or business cards of our own."
Angel: "That's good... It's good that someone's... It's - it's good to do."
Gunn: "So it's big."
Gunn: "And fire breathing."
Gunn: "Big, two-headed, fire-breathing..."
Wesley: "I think we all have the picture, Gunn. It's not a teddy bear and it probably shouldn't be attending the Kenyard School for Girls."
Wesley: "Oh god."
Gunn: "The tunnel is almost twenty feet tall. It was crouching."
Wesley: "Uh, well. We'll take another look and then we'll..."
Anne: "Hey! Guy I ran over."
Angel: "Hey. Girl who ran me over."
Anne: "You can call me Anne. It's shorter."
Wesley: "It's the biggest thing you've ever seen."
Gunn: "And me and English here are just getting stomped, just ducking flames."
Wesley: "It hurls me into the outflow drain..."
Gunn: "And then you come crawling back, stinking, screaming curses. The mouth on this boy!"
Wesley: "And Gunn hits him from behind, yelling 'look at us when we kill you!' and both its heads turn..."
Gunn: "Then 'shronk!' Wes buries his ax in the head number one."
Wesley: "And Gunn is running him through, pulling out intestines the size of your leg!"
Gunn: "We turned him inside out!"
Cordelia: "You weren't scared?"
Wesley: "Oh, mother in heaven."
Gunn: "Pants wetting, praising the lord to save me kind of scared. All right?"
Cordelia: "Oh, yeah, that is so original. I got a gun and my name is Gunn..."
Lindsey: "Everything is gonna be okay."
Lilah: "Sure it is. I mean, all we did was to oversee a scheme to steal two million dollars from a teen homeless shelter. How did this happen?"
Lindsey: "If he's got proof it came from you."
Lindsey: "Yeah, you. You opened your mouth to someone, and now he's got it on tape, probably."
Lilah: "No, you're the one with the sporadic professional death wish. How do I know you're not on one of your Kamikaze missions, with me as your co-pilot."
Lindsey: "Because the only person I ever talked to about it was you. Always in my office, which is swept for bugs three times a day! I never discussed stealing the money in public."
Lilah: "Until now."
Anne: "A few years ago it would have been a big turn on. I thought vampires were the coolest."
Angel: "What happened?"
Anne: "I met one."
Lilah: "Never underestimate the power of positive publicity."
Lilah: "Holland Manners is gone, but I feel he's looking back down on us tonight. Don't you feel it? The truth is, Hollan had a vision of the future most of us can't imagine. Let's make it come true, together."
Woman: "Serena, I have to know, this thing with making your character gay,... is that like all about ratings? Because I don't get it."
Lindsey: "You don't have us on tape, do you?"
Angel: "I got nothing. Do you know how hard it is to secretly record someone as paranoid as you two?"
Anne: "How dare you? I risked everything in there. I risked my kids. You never even planned to expose the sceme."
Angel: "They would have covered it up. I just wanted to shake them up a bit. - It's not much, but it's a start."
Anne: "And the money?"
Angel: "The money was tainted."
Anne: "I don't even care about..."
Angel: "Yes, you do. That's the difference between us. - You still care."
Lindsey: "How - how do you expect us to - succeed when you handcuff us with these idiotic rules protecting Angel?"
Nathan: "I'm sorry. Did you say something."
Lindsey: "Angel is an obstacle to everything we do. Give me one good reason why we can't kill him!"
Nathan: "Because Angel - is a major player."
Lilah: "In business?"
Nathan: "In the apocalypse."
Lilah: "Oh. That."
Nathan: "The prophecies all agree that when the final battle is waged, he plays a key role."
Lindsey: "Good for him."
Nathan: "Which side he's on is the gray area, and we're gonna continue making it as gray as possible."
Lilah: "Works for me."
Anne: "What's this?"
Anne: "It'll wash."