Host: "First I was afraid. I was petrified. Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side. But then I spent so many nights thinking how you done me wrong, adn I grew strong. And I learned how to get along. Oh, you know what I'm talking about. In this city you better learn to get along. Because LA's got it all: The glamour and the grit, the big breaks and the heartaches, the sweet young lovers and the nasty, ugly, hairy fiends that suck out your brain through your face. It's all part of the big wacky variety show we call - Los Angeles. You never know what's coming next. And lets admit it folks: Isn't that why we love it? I'll survive. I will survive! Hey, hey!"

Angel: "Huh. No reflection. I'll fix that."

Attendant: "That guy has horns."
Angel: "Steroids. Not good for you."

Angel/Wesley: "Vision."
Cordelia: "Just a sneeze."
Angel/Wesley: "Oh."
Cordelia: "Oh?!"
Angel: "I mean, bless you."

Cordelia: "Sneeze. - Followed by vision."

Lilah: "Hello, Darla. How are you doing today? Feeling any better? It's a beautiful day outside."
Lindsey: "Lilah, shut up. She's not a child. She's 400 years old."

Darla: "Angel - it's been a long time. - I'd love to see that boy."

Cordelia: "Don't yell like that! You'll scare him."
Wesley: "Scare him?"
Cordelia: "Dennis is very sensitive. He's just trying to help! He's more a person that a g-h-o-s-t."
Wesley: "We have to get an office."

Cordelia: "Your stool pigeon feels safe in a Karaoke bar?"

Cordelia: "Cat got your tongue, Merl?"
Merl: "I don't have a tongue."
Cordelia: "Oh."

Host: "Love the coat. It's all about the coat. Welcome to Caritas. You know what that means?"
Angel: "It's Latin for mercy."
Host: "Smart and cute."

Angel: "There are three things I don't do: Tan, date - and sing in public!"
Host: "See you around. - How fabulous would I look in that coat?"

Cordelia: "I didn't feel any fear when I saw him. Angel was probably supposed to help him not... Thanks for the obscure visions! We're doing great with that."

Gunn: "Angel."
Angel: "Been a while. You well?"
Gunn: "Picture of health and harmony. - Look at you, dog! You haven't aged a bit!"

Gunn: "Well, did you find the scumbag that killed him?"
Angel: "I'm the scumbag that killed him."
Gunn: "Oh."

Woman: "Do me a favor? - Stop helping!"

Cordelia: "Wesley, you've heard Angel talk about Gunn. He's a great guy with a really fly street tag."
Wesley: "What's he fly?"

Cordelia: "You're just a vampire like eveyone else... That didn't come out right."

Cordelia: "That man will do anything to save a life."

Host: "My question first. And answer true, because you know I'll know. Why Mandy?"
Angel: "Well, I-I know the words - I kind of think it's pretty."
Host: "And it is, you great big sap! There is not a destroyer of worlds that can argue with Manilow and good for you for fessin up. She'll be at Forth and Spring. The trial will be there."
Angel: "Trial? How does it work?"
Host: "I can only tell you what I tell you. The rest is up to you."
Angel: "Can I save her?"
Host: "Try - and find out."

Woman: "I really appreciate you coming through for us like this. But you know how you're not really good at anything? You sure you can do this?"

Angel: "Nice horse. Try not to make me look stupid out there, okay? - Alright."

Woman: "You okay?"
Angel: "Yeah."
Woman: "You sure seem to bleed a lot."
Angel: "It's part of the job."

Wesley: "We shouldn't be keeping score. We're not running a race - we're doing a job - one soul at a time."

Angel: "I had to sing Barry Manilow."
Faith: "You're kidding."
Angel: "In front of people."
Faith: "And here I am talking about my petty little problems."
Angel: "Just wanted to give you a little perspective."
Faith: "Copa cabana?"
Angel: "Mandy. I don't wanna dwell on it."
Faith: "The road to redemption is a rocky path."
Angel: "That it is."
Faith: "You think we might make it?"
Angel: "We might."

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