Dear Boy

Cordelia: "What if - every time you identified the demon in one of your big old books, we gave you ten bucks - or a chicken pot pie."
Wesley: "Oh wait, I have another idea. - No! Get a vision."
Cordelia: "It's not like you just hit me in the head and WHAM it happens."
Wesley: "What if we test that theory with one of my big old books?"
Angel: "Children, quit bickering."

Cordelia: " Mush monster's not going anywhere, it's the place we've got to find - its disciplines are human, they're killing each other. I think the fight is over how to worship it."
Angel: "This is why personally I rarely go to church... I thought it was funny."

Angel: "Ah. Didn't doze off - here I am - where were we?"
Wesley: "Trying to ascertain the location in Cordelia's vision."
Angel: "Ascertaining, here we go."

Angel: "I have a thing for convents."

Gunn: "You're not paying me enough for this. - My Uncle Theo always said never buy a dull plow and never get in the middle of a religious war."
Cordelia: "You really have an Uncle Theo?"
Gunn: "No, but it's still good advice."

Angelus: "The one in the middle has something delicate and unique... Did you find me a Saint?"
Darla: "Better than that - she has the sight."
Angelus: "Visions. She sees the future. She is pure innocence, yet she sees what's coming, she knows what I'm going to do to her. I'll really have to come up to snuff for this one."
Darla: "Down boy, let the plum ripen."

Harold: "Do you think my wife's cheating on me?"
Angel: "Probably."

* Angel is touching Cordelia's hair *
Cordelia: "What are you...? What are you... personal bubble. Personal bubble!"

Cordelia: "He was feeling my hair."

Wesley: "Vampries don't come back from the dead."
Angel: "I did. And I saw her... I'm not crazy!"
Wesley: "Where?"
Angel: "Right between the clowns and the big, talking hot dog... Walking on the promenade."
Wesley: "You said yourself you've been dreaming. Maybe it's guilt over killing your sire..."
Cordelia: "Right, guilt. Who loves guilt like you love guilt? You know what you need? You need to go to work. We just got an exciting new case: could be aliens could be adultry. It's a corker!"
Angel: "Maybe I'm dreaming about her because she's here..."
Wesley: "And maybe you think she's here because you're dreaming about her."

Darla: "You don't feel anything."
Lindsey: "Not in my hand."

Lindsey: "He betrayed you."
Darla: "Everyone betrays you, that's not what eats you in the long winter night..."
Lindsey: "Yeah? What does?"
Darla: Missed opportunities."

Cordelia: "That was really fun, the humiliation, running from the hotel security staff - and the nifty little outfit, which seemed to tell so many conventioneers 'pet me, I'm a whore'."

Wesley: "You're among friends, we're not going to condem you."
Cordelia: "Right. You're crazy, you need professional help."

Cordelia: "She joked!"

Cordelia: "It's not like he turns evil every time he gets cranky."
Gunn: "He turns evil?"

Gunn: "So he and Darla together, bad combo."
Wesley: "They rampaged through half the known world - until Angel got his soul."
Cordelia: "Imagine Bonnie and Clyde if they'd had a hundred and fifty years to get it right."

Drusilla: "Snake in the woodshed. Snake in the woodshed. Snake in the woodshed! Snake in the woodshed!"
Darla: "So are we going to kill her during, or after?"
Angelus: "Neither. We turn her into one of us. - Killing is so merciful at the end, isn't it? The pain has ended."
Darla: "But to make her one of us? She's a lunatic."
Angelus: "Eternal torment. Am I learning?"

Angel: "It's been a long time since I said this to anyone... but you can scream all you want."
Darla: "Oh. Oh - I'm not gonna scream."

Darla: "You're hurting me. - I like it."

Darla: "See? No matter how good a boy you are - God doesn't want you! But I still do."

Wesley: "Angel - be careful."
Angel: "What do you mean?"
Wesley: "Well, it's just - with Darla back, in league with Wolfram and Hart there are a lot of forces arrayed against you. - There's going to be trouble."
Angel: "Yeah. There's gonna be a lot of trouble - and I say bring it on."

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