Willow: "That's right, Big Boy. Come and get it."
Xander: "First of all, what was with the acrobatics? How did that happen?"
Oz: "Wasn't Andy Hoelich on the gymnastics team?"
Xander: "That's right, he was! Cheater! Okay, and the, uh, second problem I'm having... Come and get it, Big Boy?"
Willow: "Well... W-well, the Slayer always says a pun or-or a witty play on words, and I think it throws the vampires off, and, and it makes them frightened because I'm wisecracking. Okay, I didn't really have a chance to work on that one, but you try it every time."
Oz: "Uh, if I may suggest: This time it's personal. I mean, there's a reason why it's a classic."
Xander: "I've always been amazed with how Buffy fought, but... in a way, I feel like we took her punning for granted."
Xander: "I can't wait to see Cordelia. I can't believe I can't wait to see Cordelia."
Willow: "I wonder what our first homework assigment's gonna be... Hey, you're excited over Cordelia, okay? We've all got issues."
Buffy: "How did you find me here?"
Angel: "If I was blind, I would see you."
Buffy: "Stay with me."
Angel: "Forever. That's the whole point. I'll never leave. Not even if you kill me."
Rickie: "We gotta eat healthy. We can't have cake. Can we get pie?"
Buffy: "We've got a peach pie. I can't guarantee there's a peach in it."
Willow: "We still have some glitches in the system, like... vampires getting away. But I think we're improving."
Giles: "For God's sake be careful. I mean, uh, I appreciate your efforts to keep the vampire population down until Buffy returns, but, uh... Well, if anything should happen to you and... you should be killed, I should take it somewhat amiss."
Willow: "You'd be cranky?"
Willow: "Well, we try no to get killed. That's part of our whole mission statement. Don't get killed."
Larry: "This is our year, I'm telling you. Best football season ever. I'm so in shape, I'm a rock. It's all about egg whites. If we can focus, keep discipline, and not have quite as many mysterious deaths, Sunnydale is gonna rule!"
Willow: "You don't think maybe he'll find her?"
Xander: "I think he'll find her when she wants to be found."
Lily: "I know how it is when you gotta get lost."
Lily: "So how come you came up with Anne?"
Buffy: "It's my middle name."
Buffy: "I'm alright."
Ken: "Then why are you here? This is not a good place for a kid to be. You get old fast here. The thing that drains the life out of them is despair. I mean, kids come here, and they got nothing to go home to, and... this ends up being the last stop for a lot of them. Shouldn't have to be that way."
Xander: "Yeah, and the slaying isn't getting any easier, either."
Oz: "I don't know. I think we're kinda getting a rhythm down."
Xander: "We're losing half the vamps."
Oz: "Yeah, but... rhythmically."
Giles: "Buffy is the most capable child I've ever known. I mean, she may be confused, unhappy, but I honestly believe she's in no danger."
Joyce: "I just wish I could talk to her. The last thing we did was fight."
Giles: "Joyce, you musn't blame yourself for her leaving."
Joyce: "I don't. I blame you. You've been this huge influence on her, guiding her. You had this whole relationship with her behind my back. I feel like you've taken her away from me."
Giles: "I didn't make Buffy who she is."
Joyce: "And who exactly is she?"
Buffy: "This'll probably go faster if we split up."
Lily: "Can I come with you?"
Buffy: "Okay, where did I lose you on the whole splitting up thing?"
Buffy: "I, I don't know how, but... it was like something drained the life out of him."
Buffy: "Lily, this is something you're just gonna have to deal with."
Lily: "But he didn't do anything wrong! Why would this happen to him?"
Buffy: "That's not the point. These things happen all the time. You can't just... close your eyes and hope that they're gonna go away."
Lily: "Is it cause of you?"
Lily: "You know about monsters and stuff. You could have brought this with you."
Nurse: "What are you doing?"
Buffy: "Breaking into your office and going through your private files."
Buffy: "I don't want any trouble. I just want to be alone and quiet in a room with a chair and a fireplace and a tea cozy. I don't even know what a tea cozy is, but I want one. Instead, I keep getting trouble, which I am more willing to share."
Cordelia: "Why do I have to be bait? I'm always bait. Why can't Willow be bait?"
Xander: "He's already seen Willow. And could you complain louder so that all the vampires leave?"
Cordelia: "Where do I hide?"
Xander: "You don't hide. You're bait. Go act baity."
Cordelia: "What's the plan?"
Xander: "The vampire attacks you."
Cordelia: "And then what?"
Xander: "The vampire kills you. We watch, we rejoice."
Buffy: "You know, I just.. I woke up, and I looked in the mirror, and I thought, hey, what's with all the sin? I need to change. I'm... I'm dirty. I'm, I'm bad with the... sex and the envy and that, that loud music us kids listen to nowadays. W... Oh, I just suck at undercover."
Ken: "Oh, my face! Ow! My face! Do you have any idea how hard it is to glue that thing on?!"
Ken: "Welcome to my world. I hope you like it. You're never leaving."
Lily: "I always knew I would come here... sooner or later. I knew I belonged here."
Buffy: "This isn't Hell."
Ken: "Isn't it? What is Hell but the total absence of hope? The substance, the tactile proof of despair. You're right, Lily. This is where you've been heading all your life."
Guard: "Who are you?"
Lily: "No one."
Guard: "Who are you?"
Boy: "No one."
Guard: "Who are you?"
Buffy: "I'm Buffy. The Vampire Slayer. And you are...?"
Buffy: "Anyone not having fun here, follow me."
Lily: "I'm sorry I said this was your fault before."
Buffy: "Lily, this can wait."
Lily: "Well, in case we die..."
Ken: "That... was not... permitted."
Buffy: "Yeah, but it was fun."
Ken: "You've got guts. I think I'd like to slice you open and play with them."
Buffy: "Hey, Ken, wanna see my impression of Gandhi?"
* She brings her club down hard on Ken's head, crushing his skull. *
Buffy: "Well, you know, if he was really pissed off."
Lily: "I'm not... great at taking care of myself."
Buffy: "Gets easier. Takes practice."
Lily: "Hey... Can I be Anne?"