The I in Team

Xander: "You know magic at the poker table qualifies as cheating."
Willow: "That wasn't magic. I was praying. Two, please."

Willow: "Those things usually taste kinda tasteless. And leave a bad aftertasteless taste."

Willow: "Guess she's off with Riley. You know how it is with a spanking new boyfriend."
Anya: "Yes, we've enjoyed spanking."

Willow: "You want to let him know you're here?"
Buffy: "Nah, I'm just enjoying a good stare. Tell me more about your night."
Willow: "Well, spent most of it at Xander's teaching Anya to play poker."
Buffy: "Well that sounds fun."
Willow: "Yeah, except for the Anya part and the poker part."
Buffy: "Will, I think you're gonna have to get used to -- oh! A twinkie? That's his lunch? He is so gonna be punished."
Willow: "Everyone's gettin spanked but me."
Buffy: "What?"
Willow: "Nothing."

Giles: "Thinking about your affliction -- as well as your newly discovered ability to fight only demons. It occurs to me - and I realize it's against your nature - but have you considered there may be a higher purpose --"
Spike: "Aagh. Made me lose count. What are you still doing here?"
Giles: "Talking to myself, apparently."

Riley: "That panel -- Say something into it."
Buffy: "My mind's a blank."

Buffy: "My god... You said it was big. You told me. But you never said it was... HUGE."
Riley: "Don't like to brag."

Maggie: "We've made significant advancements reconditioning the sub-terrestrials. Bringing them to a point where they no longer pose a harmful threat."
Buffy: "I've seen... On the Discovery Channel. With gorillas. Or sharks. They made them all nice, you never saw that? What's over here?"

Willow: "This is so cool... I've been trying to find a dolls-eye crystal my entire life. Well, since June, anyway. Where'd you get it?"

Maggie: "Almost time to wake up, Adam. And take your first look at the world. I know you're going to make me proud."

Willow: "Okay, another no sale, but he's doing better."
Anya: "She didn't throw a drink in his face..."
Willow: "He's on a roll."

Riley: "Hope you don't mind us tagging along."
Willow: "No, no, of course not. The more, the... more."

Anya: "We're going away. To dance. Over there."
Xander: "We are?"

Willow: "Like, what's their ultimate agenda? I mean, okay, they neuter vampires and demons - then, what? They going to reintegrate them into society? Get them jobs as bagboys at Walmart?"
Buffy: "Does Walmart have bagboys?"
Willow: "Plus, don't forget, there's that whole three-fourteen thing Ethan told Giles about."
Buffy: "And I always say a man who worships chaos and tries to kill you is a man you can trust."

Buffy: "Why exactly can't we damage this Polka thing's arms? Not that I want to. Just, in my experience, when you're fighting for you life, body parts get damaged. And better its bits than mine. Or ours."

Buffy: "Why are they here? Sacrifices, treasure -- or are they just gettin rampage-y? Casue it's easier to predict their responses if --"

Buffy: "So I guess she hates me now."
Riley: "What?"
Buffy: "Professor Walsh. The questions. An Initiative faux pas, yes?"
Riley: "It's... a little unusual."

Forrest: "Hello. Hostile 17."

Buffy: "So... what do you want to do now?"

Xander: "Spike? You may wanna give up these morning jogs."

Giles: "Remind me. Why should I help you?"
Spike: "Because... You do that. You're the goody-good guys. You're the bloody, frickin calvary!"

Riley: "What's the matter? Weren't expecting to see me?"
Buffy: "I never know what to expect."

Maggie: "Low level threat. Minimal aggression, meager defenses. They barely read on our scanners, and very occasionally turn out to be raccoons."
Buffy: "Wow. You're not crazy about raccoons, huh?"
Maggie: "We always take precautions."

Giles: "If she succeeds, her spell will ionize the atmosphere around us, thereby disrupting the tracer's signal. Buy us time."
Willow: "Elements are brought to bear... Wind, earth and water churned amidst the fire. Let the air be burned... Did it work? Is the atmosphere ionized?"
Giles: "I'd venture yes."

Maggie: "She's dead, Riley."
Riley: "What?"
Maggie: "I did everything I could to stop her. Told her to wait for a back-up team. She kept insisting she didn't need any team, she could handle it herself. I'm so sorry."
Riley: "I-I don't understand. How could this happen?"
Maggie: "I know how much you cared for her. She was a very, very special girl... I was just beginning to... I didn't understand at first. But she had something. I don't know... maybe I could've stopped her. It's hard not to blame myself --"
Buffy: "Hello, Professor Walsh... That simple recon you asked me to do? Wasn't a raccoon. Turns out it was me trapped in a sewer with a faulty weapon and two of your pet demons on my hands. If you think that's enough to kill me you really don't know what a slayer is. Trust me when I say you're gonna find out."

Xander: "Sure, just explain to the nice scientist guys that you really miss torturing and killing innocent people."
Spike: "Think that'll work?"

Giles: "As long as the Initiative's in operation, it's not safe for you here."
Buffy: "Correction. It's not safe for any of us."

Maggie: "Ad -- Adam...?"
Adam: "Mommy."

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