Something Blue
Buffy: "You have something to tell me?"
Riley: "What? Oh. Yes, I am a lesbian."
Buffy: "It's good that you're open about it."
Riley: "Okay, yes, I have been known to do a little prep work before our conversations. It's not easy, you know. Talking to you, sometimes, it's like an oral exam."
Buffy: "And that's just what every girl longs to hear."
Riley: "Well you're tricky!"
Buffy: "Like an exam."
Riley: "I never know how you're going to react to something. That's why I like you so much. You're a mystery."
Willow: "And there's sparkage?"
Buffy: "Oh yeah. He's just got - have you looked at his arms? Those are good arms to have. Riley is... I really like him. I do..."
Willow: "But?"
Buffy: "I don't know. I love being around him, I think he cares about me, but... I still feel like something's missing..."
Willow: "He's not making you miserable?"
Buffy: "Exactly!"
Buffy: "I gotta get over the whole bad boy thing. There's no good there. Seeing Angel in L.A. - even for five minutes - hello to the pain."
Willow: "The pain is not a friend."
Buffy: "But then I can't help thinking, isn't that where the fire comes from? Can a nice safe relationship be that intense? It's nuts, but part of me believes that real love and passion have to go hand in hand with pain and fighting-"
* A vampire leaps in front of them, Buffy nonchantly stakes him and they continue on, uhphased *
Buffy: "I wonder where I get that from?"
Giles Mug: Kiss the Librarian
Giles: "Spike, we've no intention of killing a harmless creature. But we need to know what's been done to you. We can't let you go until we're sure you're impotent."
Spike: "Hey!"
Giles: "Sorry. Poor choice of words. Til we know you're..."
Buffy: "Flaccid?"
Spike: "You're one step away, missy-"
Buffy: "Giles, help! He's gonna scold me!"
Buffy: "You want something nicer? Ooh... look at my poor neck, all bare and tender and exposed... All that blood just pumping away..."
Spike: "Giles, make her stop!"
Giles: "If those two don't kill each other, I might lend a hand."
Giles: "Of course. A truth spell. Why didn't I think of that?"
Willow: "Cause you've got your hands full with the undead English patient."
Giles: "Willow may have had a helpful idea. She seems to be coping better with Oz's departure, don't you think?"
Buffy: "She's still got a way to go, but yeah - I think she's dealing."
Spike: "What are you people, blind? She's hanging on by a thread. Any ninny can see that."
Spike: "Passions is on! Timmy's down a bloody well and if you make me miss it I'll-"
Giles: "You'll what? Lick me to death? I really think we ought to try that truth spell, Willow. Among other things, I'd like to shower sometime today. Alone."
Riley: "That's just cause you haven't had a good experience yet. You can have the best time in a car. It's not about getting somewhere - you have to take your time, forget about everything. You just relax... let it wash over you, the air, the motion... you just let it roll."
Buffy: "We are talking about driving, right?"
Riley: "I thought I was..."
Anya: "I only wish I had my powers back I'd liquify his entrails for her."
Xander: "That's sweet."
Xander: "I believe that is the dance of a brave little toaster."
Xander: "Will, not loving the drowning of the sorrows."
Willow: "Not drowning. Wading. See? Light. No big."
Buffy: "No - big! Anybody remember when Buffy had a fun beer fest and went One Million Years BC?"
Xander: "Sadly - without the fuzzy bikini."
Anya: "Off topic, Xander."
Xander: "Right. Helping now."
Willow: "You care. Right. Everybody cares. But nobody wants to be inconvenienced. You all want me to 'take the time to go through the pain' as long as you don't have to hear about it anymore!"
Giles: "That's not fair."
Willow: "Isn't it? Cause I'm doing the best I can - and that doesn't seem to be enough for you guys!"
Giles: "And I see how you could feel that way. I do-"
Willow: "No! You don't. You say you do - but you don't see anything!"
Willow: "I am a bad witch."
Buffy: "No, you're a good witch!"
Willow: "I don't see the big. He's probably just standing there, you'll find him in two seconds."
Buffy: "I thought that was going to take longer>"
Spike: "Me too - I musta got turned around."
Spike: "You're not going to do anything to me. You don't have the stones."
Buffy: "Oh, I've got the stones. I've got a whole... bunch of stones."
Spike: "Yeah, you're all talk."
Buffy: "Giles! I accidentally killed Spike! That's okay, right?"
Xander: "Buffy's gotta find out what's up with those commandoes. Right now she needs Spike!"
Willow: "Well fine! Why doesn't she just go marry him?"
Buffy: "It's just so... So sudden! I don't know what to say!"
Spike: "Just say yes, and make me the happiest man on earth."
Buffy: "Oh, Spike! Of course it's yes! Giles - you'll never believe what's happened!"
Willow: "Because most relationships are great and trouble-free, right? I don't think so. I think we're all doomed to badness."
Xander: "We're not doomed."
Willow: "Oh yeah, let's look at you bio: Mummy girl. Insect lady. Anya. You're a... demon magnet."
Buffy: "Okay, stop it! This is our wedding and you're treating it like a huge joke!"
Spike: "Ooh. Pouty, look at the lip. Gonna get it. Gonna get it."
Buffy: "Giles? Did you see my ring?"
Giles: "Thankfully not very well."
Buffy: "Giles, I... I'm not crazy; I know you probably don't approve... and my Dad's not that far away, I could probably... but this day is about family, my real family. And I want it to be you that gives me away>"
Giles: "Buffy, I.. That's so... Oh for God's sake! This is nonsense! Something is making you act this way! Don't you realize what you're doing!?"
Buffy: "Living the dream."
Spike: "He's going to have to take a bit of time to get used ot it, pet."
Buffy: "Hey! You think I don't live with the shadow of Drusilla over my head? That I'm not wondering if you're going to be thinking of her on our honeymoon when you're making... sweet love to me...?"
Buffy: "From now on, we're a family."
Giles: "That's alright. I have more scotch."
Riley: "What wedding?"
Buffy: "My wedding! I'm getting married - can you believe it?"
Riley: "I don't think 'no' is a strong enough word."
Buffy: "I know! It's crazy! I mean, we fought for all these years, and then... Sometimes you just look at someone, and you know... You know?"
Riley: "No..."
Buffy: "I think maybe we fought because we couldn't admit how we really felt about each other."
Riley: "Can we start again?"
Buffy: "You'll really like him. Well, nobody really likes him..."
Riley: "I just need to clear a few things up..."
Buffy: "I don't even really like him."
Riley: "Buffy..."
Buffy: "But... I love him. I do."
Riley: "Who?"
Buffy: "What?"
Riley: "What's his name?"
Buffy: "Who?"
Riley: "The groom."
Buffy: "Spike!"
Riley: "That's a name?"
Buffy: "Don't be mad."
Riley: "I'm not mad!"
Buffy: "No, you are mad!"
Riley: "No, I am! Er... I really... Wow. Who is this guy? Does he go here?"
Buffy: "Spike? Oh, no... He's totally old."
Riley: "Old."
Buffy: "Well, not as old as my last boyfriend was."
Riley: "Okay... It's late... and I'm, I'm very tired now. So, I'm just gonna go far away and be... away."
Xander: "Just think of my lips as, the fruit roll-ups of love. Okay, that was gross."
Giles: "Stop that right now! I can hear the smacking."
Buffy: "Honey, we need to talk about the invitations. Now, do you wanna be William the Bloody, or just Spike? Cause, either way, it's gonna look majorly weird."
Spike: "Where as the name Buffy gives it that touch of classic elegnce."
Anya: "Giles is blind?"
Giles: "Please stop whatever you're doing. You smell like fruit roll-ups."
Spike: "This is the crack team that foils my every plan? I am deeply shamed."
Anya: "Why are you holding hands?"
Spike: "They have to hear it sooner or later..."
Buffy: "Spike and I are getting married!"
Xander: "How? What? How?"
Giles: "Three excellent questions."
Spike: "What are you lookin at?"
Buffy: "The man I love."
Xander: "Can I be blind, too?"
Xander: "Right. You're marrying Spike because you're so right for each other."
Buffy: "Xander."
Spike: "That's it - you're off the usher list."
Buffy: "Okay, listen - now we're gonna do this without ruining the foilage."
Buffy: "Oh, ugh."
Spike: "Oh, bloody hell."
Buffy: "Spike lips! Lips of Spike!"
Spike: "Don't I get a cookie?"
Buffy: "No."
Spike: "Well, I gotta have something. I still have Buffy taste in my mouth."
Buffy: "You're a pig, Spike."
Spike: "Yeah... well I'm not the one who wanted, 'Wind Beneath My Wings' for the first dance."
Buffy: "That was the spell."
Riley: "So, you're insane."
Buffy: "Uh-huh!"
Riley: "But you're still single."
Buffy: "Yes."