Chosen
Buffy: "Angel, what are you doing h- don't even. I just want to bask... Okay, I'm basked. What are you doing here?"
Angel: "Not saving the damsel in distress, that's for sure."
Buffy: "Oh, you know me. Not much with the damseling."
Angel: "I've got coverage on the whole thing. It's very gripping. It needs a third act."
Buffy: "You have to leave LA."
Buffy: "Okay, how many times do I have to kill you? Ballpark figure?"
Caleb: "You'll never stop me. You don't have the ba-"
Buffy: "Who does nowadays?"
Angel: "Okay, now I'm pissed. Where is he?"
Buffy: "He had to split."
Buffy: "I can already tell you, I have nothing that goes with that."
Angel: "It's not for you."
Buffy: "Splainy?"
Angel: "It has a purifying power... cleansing power... possibly scrubbing bubbles. The translation is... anyway, it bestows strength to the right person who wears it."
Buffy: "And the right person is?"
Angel: "Someone ensouled but stronger than human. A champion."
Buffy: "If I lose - if this thing gets past Sunnydale - then it's days, maybe hours, before the rest of the world goes. I need a second front and I need you to run it."
Angel: "Okay. That's one reason. What's the other?"
Buffy: "There is no other."
Angel: "Is it Spike?"
Buffy: "You vampires. Didn't anybody ever tell you the whole 'smelling people' thing's a little gross?"
Angel: "Everyone's got a soul now."
Buffy: "He'll make a difference."
Angel: "You know, I started it. The whole having a soul. Before it was all the cool new thing."
Buffy: "Oh, my god, are you twelve?"
Angel: "I'm getting the brush-off for Captain Peroxide. It doesn't necessarily bring out the champion in me."
Buffy: "He is in my heart."
Angel: "That'll end well."
Buffy: "What was the highlight of our relationship - when you broke up with me or when I killed you?"
Buffy: "You know, in the midst of all this insanity, a couple of things are actually starting to make sense. And the guy thing... I always feared there was something wrong with me. You know, because I couldn't make it work. But maybe I'm not supposed to."
Angel: "Because you're the Slayer."
Buffy: "Because... okay. I'm cookie dough. I'm not done baking. I'm not finished becoming whoever the hell it is I'm going to turn out to be. I make it through this and the next thing and the next thing and maybe one day I turn around and realize I'm ready. I'm cookies. And then, you know, if I want someone to eat m-... or enjoy warm, delicious cookie-me, then that's fine. That'll be then. When I'm done."
Angel: "Any thoughts on who might enjoy... do I have to go with the cookie analogy?"
Buffy: "I'm not really thinking that far ahead. That's kinda the point."
Buffy: "I do... sometimes think that far ahead."
Angel: "Sometimes is something."
Xander: "Don't look at me. This is a Summers thing. It's all very violent."
Buffy: "If you get killed, I'm telling."
Xander: "Hey, party in my eye socket and everyone's invited!... Sometimes I shouldn't say words."
Spike: "So... where's tall, dark and forehead?"
Spike: "Most people don't use their tongues to say hello... Or I guess they do but-"
Buffy: "There were no tongues."
Buffy: "Good, good! I haven't had quite enough jealous vampire crap for one night."
Buffy: "You know, one of these days I'm just going to put you two in a room and let you wrastle it out."
Spike: "No problem at this end."
Buffy: "There could be oil of some kind involved..."
Spike: "You'll be needing someone strong to bear it, then. You plan on giving it to Andrew?"
Buffy: "Faith still has my room..."
Spike: "Well, you're not staying here! You can't buy me off with shiny beads and sweet talk. You've got Angel-breath. I'm not going to just let you whack me back and forth like a rubber ball. I got my pride, you know."
Buffy: "I understand."
Spike: "Clearly you don't, cause the whole 'having my pride' thing was just a smokescreen."
Buffy: "Oh, thank god."
Spike: "I don't know what I would have done if you'd gone up those stairs."
Buffy: "Have you ever considered a cool name? I mean, since you're incorporeal and basically powerless... how about the Taunter? Strikes fear in the hearts of-"
The First/Caleb: "I will overrun this earh. And when my army outnumbers the humans on this earh, the scales will tip and I will be made flesh."
Buffy: "Talk on. I'm not afraid of you."
The First/Caleb: "Then why aren't you asleep... in your dead lover's arms?"
The First/Caleb: "You know the drill."
The First/Buffy: "Into every generation a Slayer is born. One girl in all the world. She alone will have the strength and skill to... There's that word again. What you are. How you'll die. Alone... Where's your snappy comeback?"
Buffy: "You're right."
The First/Buffy: "Hmm... not your best."
Spike: "I'm drowning in footwear!... Weird dream."
Faith: "It's pretty radical, B."
Giles: "It's a lot more than that. Buffy, what you said - it flies in the face of everything we've ever... of what every generation had done in the fight against evil... I think it's blood brilliant."
Dawn: "Watcher Junior to the library."
Giles: "I'll go dig up my sources. Quite literally, actually. There are one or two people I ahve to speak to who are dead."
Anya: "What am I - insensitive?"
Buffy: "I hate this. I hate being here. I hate that you have to be here. I hate that thereÕs evil and that I was chosen to fight it. I wish a whole lot of the time that I hadnÕt been. I know a lot of you wish I hadnÕt been, either. But this isnÕt about wishes. This is about choices. I believe we can beat this evil. Not when it comes. Not when its army is ready. Now. Tomorrow morning IÕm opening the Seal. IÕm going down into the Hellmouth and IÕm finishing this once and for all. Right now youÕre asking yourselves what makes this different. ÒWhat makes us anything more than a bunch of girls being picked off one by one?Ó ItÕs true, none of you have the power that Faith and I do. So hereÕs the part where you make a choice."
Faith: "You gotta have a little faith."
Wood: "I think I've had my share, thanks."
Faith: "Well, I trundled right into that one, didn't I?"
Wood: "Faith, make me a deal, all right? We live through this, you give me the chance to surprise you."
Faith: "What would be the surprise?"
Wood: "You do know the meaning of the word, right?"
Faith: "No way you're prettier than me."
Wood: "A little bit, yeah."
Kennedy: "Buffy believes in you."
Willow: "You know Buffy - sweet girl, not that bright."
Xander: "Smack down on Red Riding Hood. This could get ugly."
Giles: "Could it possibly get uglier? I used to be a highly respected Watcher. Now I'm a wounded dwarf with the mystical strength of a doily. I just wish I could sleep."
Amanda: "What kind of person would sleep on a night like this?"
Xander: "Only the crazy ones."
Wood: "Welcome to Sunnydale High. There's no running in the halls, no yelling, no gum chewing. Apart from that, there's only one rule: if they move, kill them."
Xander: "If you have to go to the bathroom, it's to your left. If you don't have to go to the bathroom, picture what you're about to face. Better to go now."
Andrew: "We will defend it with our very lives."
Anya: "Yes, we will defend it with his very life."
Xander: "And don't be afraid to use him as a human shield."
Anya: "Good, yes! Thanks."
Andrew: "I just want to say how proud I am to die for this very special cause with you guys."
Dawn: "Anything you say is going to sound like goodbye."
Buffy: "So... what do you guys want to do tomorrow?"
Willow: "Nothing strenuous."
Xander: "Well, mini-golf is always the first thing that comes to mind."
Giles: "I think we can do better than that."
Giles: "Aren't we going to discuss this? Save the world and go to the mall?"
Giles: "The earth is definitely doomed."
Spike: "I look like Elizabeth Taylor."
Faith: "Cheer up, Liz."
Willow: "Oh... my... goddess!"
Buffy: "So here's the part where you make a choice. What if you could have the the power... now? In every generation one Slayer is born because a bunch of men who died thousands of years ago made up that rule. They were powerful men. This woman is more powerful than all of them combined. So I say we change the rule. I say my power should be our power. Tomorrow, Willow will use the essence of the scythe to change our destiny. From now on, every girl in the world who might be a Slayer, will be a Slayer. Every girl who could have the power, will have the power. Can stand up, will stand up. Slayers... every one of us. Make your choice. Are you ready to be strong?"
Vi: "These guys are dust."
Kennedy: "You... are a goddess."
Willow: "And you're a Slayer."
Willow: "That was nifty..."
Anya: "I'm terrified. I didn't think - I mean, I just figured you'd be terrified and I would be sarcastic about it."
Andrew: "Picture happy things. A lake, candy canes, bunnies..."
Anya: "Bunnies. Floppy, hoppy, bunnies."
Buffy: "Keep the line together! Drive them to the edge! We can't let them do-"
Faith: "Buffy!"
Buffy: "Hold the line."
The First/Buffy: "Oh,no... ow! Mommy, this mortal wound is all... itchy. You pulled a nice trick. You came pretty colse to smacking me down. What more do you want?"
Buffy: "I want you... to get out of my face!"
Spike: "I can feel it, Buffy."
Buffy: "What?"
Spike: "My soul. It's really there. It kind of stings."
Spike: "No, you've beaten them back. It's for me to do the cleanup."
Faith: "Buffy, come on!"
Spike: "Gotta move, lamb. I think it's fair to say, school's out for the bloody summer."
Buffy: "I love you."
Spike: "No, you don't. But thanks for saying it."
Spike: "I want to see how it ends."
Andrew: "Why didn't I die?"
Giles: "I don't understand. What did this?"
Buffy: "Spike."
Xander: "Did you see what happened?"
Andrew: "She was incredible. She died saving my life."
Xander: "That's my girl... always doing the stupid thing."
Faith: "Looks like the Hellmouth is officially closed for business."
Giles: "There's another one in Cleveland. Not to spoil the moment."
Xander: "We saved the world."
Willow: "We changed the world."
Dawn: "We destroyed the mall? I fought on the wrong side."
Giles: "We have a lot of work ahead of us."
Faith: "Can I push him in?"
Willow: "You've got my vote."
Faith: "You're not the one and only Chosen anymore. Just gotta live like a person. How's that feel?"
Dawn: "Yeah, Buffy. What are we going to do now?"